ROROIM & AGLAH

Or, if you're modern, evangelical and into change for the sake of it, AGPAH. At least, All Souls' Langham Place were AGPAH. However, the organist introduced the first hymn with a massive rall at the end of the 2nd line (I couldn't believe my ears on Radio 4), but this pales into insignificance at the appalling music I was given today.
1) A hymn with these metres:
98989887
87878887
98878788
It was a home-grown one and almost fitted Blaenwern. It certainly wouldn't fit many other 8787D tunes.

 2) Some United Methodist rot about the children singing hosanna with no mention as to why. And set to Ellacombe, which is itself almost indissolubly wedded to the EASTER hymn, "The Day of Resurrection". The choir member who is trying to be a choirmaster lacks so much experience, and doesn't ask advice. If there were children witnessing Jesus' return to Jerusalem, they wouldn't have been alone. I wonder if the Roman authorities allowed this procession rather than break it up and cause a riot. Jerusalem was a very edgy place even then, and children out during a potential riot?

 I know Palm Sunday's usually a long service, but this one took another 25 minutes on top of the usual hour+a little.

 [Signed] Mr Grumpy
Been reading too many Bill Bryson short columns (Notes from a Big Country).

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